Oh lick a fat monkey taint you lying piece of crap. Did you just explain why financially it makes sense for you to see this movie because you paid for a subscription but not because you actually wanna see it?!?! You nut job?! It's cars sexy girls, and guns. If you are a man you will see this for those reasons alone. I… » 11/03/14 9:53am 11/03/14 9:53am

"Blazay blah I'm better than you because I don't need this product (insert hipster reason) and this technology is obviously useless if you are me. If you're not me you should be more like me because I am great and everyone else is stupid and wrong." » 10/16/14 6:47pm 10/16/14 6:47pm

Torch you are the heart of this site. Please don't stop finding awesomeness like this. I wake up, come to work, get setup and the whole time I'm cranky. I flip on Jalopnik and I'm instantly smiling. Thanks » 10/14/14 9:59am 10/14/14 9:59am

I don't like Apple. I don't like Ive. Doesn't mean the man isn't a genius. It's the little things. Those sounds are super important. Take for example a ringtone you have to hear 7,000,000 times a year. Wouldn't you like that to be subtle yet powerful? Props you super douche. » 10/03/14 5:49pm 10/03/14 5:49pm

They're doing this everywhere. It's idiotic. "i know we built this four lane road but lets put some fucking trees in the road and turn it in to a two laner so we can make sure there is traffic because —-derp....uhhh accijdent caused by too many lanes??" » 9/18/14 9:41am 9/18/14 9:41am